Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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