i just google imaged poop.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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