they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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