Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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