Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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