i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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