The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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