I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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