my room smells like sperm. sweet.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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