when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
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