I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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