fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
they're like a gay fantastic four
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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