3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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