At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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