Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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