I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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