I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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