he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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