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New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Randomize
