Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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