She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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