Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
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