shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
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