you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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