You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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