i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
Dignity is for republicans.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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