whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
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