i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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