He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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