While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
you will always have a special place in my vag
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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