I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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