glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
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