just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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