Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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