Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
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