Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
God, I missed his penis.
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