At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Dicks are not precious.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Randomize
