R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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