You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
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