Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
Randomize
