If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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