I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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