talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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