I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
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