Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
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