Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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