I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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