We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
this hospital has no fireball
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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