Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Randomize
