i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
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