I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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