kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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