He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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