This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
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