I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
Randomize
